Update: ’09 News and Roster Coming Soon!
February 3, 2009
News and ’09 roster to be posted in the upcoming weeks.
News: LVC Storm into Round 2! Face Cobras!
August 16, 2008
LVC took round one of the BSHL playoffs last Sunday, beating out a heart-filled Dick Wolf squad 5-0 & 3-0 in game 1 & 2 respectively. Hey Dick Wolf… we love you guys.
Round two sees a shortened LVC bench facing off against the Purple Cobras… a team seated 3rd in the Eastern conference during regular season play.
Here goes round 2…
News: The Race for the Walker Cup Begins!
August 2, 2008
The 08′ season closed out last Sunday with two strong LVC wins, solidifying second position in the East and leading into a first round match-up with the Lockport Gambino Fords. Below are complete first round listings:
East
[1] Smoke Show vs. [8] Lockport Gambino Ford
[2] Lakeview Crew vs. [7] Dick Wolf
[3] Purple Cobras vs. [6] Meatheads
[4] Burlington Schlitz vs. [5] Reapers
West
[1] District 5 vs. [8] Last Second Decision
[2] Pirates vs. [7] Flying Hellfish
[3] NHL ’94 vs. [6] The Show
[4] Beast vs. [5] Cacti
Also of note: final regular season stats updated.
Good Luck Fellas!
p.s. Sorry Lockport, wrong matchup!
News: Monty to the Prairies; hidden gem?
July 6, 2008
We regret to announce that LVC stud tender Matthew Montour has been assigned to the Canmore (Alberta) Chargers for a brief rehab assignment over the next month in hopes of shaking a nagging groin injury and furthering his production career. While this is terrible news for the remaining regular season, it gives closet gem Kenderic a shot between the pipes to prove his worth. Kenderic has looked good in early workout sessions; his reflexes being described as “cat-like” and and his focus “spoon-bending”. Montour aims to return back home to Hamilton, Ontario to rejoin the club in early August for the playoffs.
Game Reports: Week 1-5 Revisited
June 15, 2008
Week 1: Game Reports
Game 1: LVC vs Lockport Gambino Ford (W 1-0 SO)
The BSHL season kicked off Sunday for the crew when they faced the expansion franchise Lockport Gambino Ford. After the ’07 season’s hot start was interrupted by a mid-season lull (that led to a second-round exit from the playoffs), the crew were anxious to wash the foul stench of losing (and alcohol from the resultant lonely nights) off their breath and get a few quick W’s. With rookie Owen Puttock taking the blue-line behind Puttock Sr, Downs & Ozolins, and backed by second-year stud tender Matt Montour, the lineup was looking better than ever.
I originally wrote a horrible synopsis for the game, but since then, I’ve both hilighted and deleted the loaf of shit. This game was pretty goddamn slow. Not a lot happened. We might have had 5 or 6 shots on net, but, ultimately, this puppy went to a shootout and both Andrew & Matty took a potting trip into the goalie’s secret garden. Enough said.
SO:
Andrew – Goal
Chris – Miss
Matt – Goal
Game 2: LVC vs Smoke Show (W 2-1 SO)
Once again, pretty slow game in keeping theme with week 1. #9 managed to put Smoke Show tender Brownson on his backside and easily slip a goal in on the right side. Ellsworth, of the SS, potted an old-school backhand-forehand deke just under Montour’s glove late to bring this match to, you got it, a shootout. This time, Ozolins and Downs raped and pillaged Mayer Brownson’s Twine-city to take the Crew’s second shootout victory of the afternoon.
Chris Ozolins (unassisted)
SO:
Chris – Goal
Andrew – Miss
Matt – Goal
Week 2: Game Reports
Game 3: LVC vs Burlington Schlitz (W 5-0)
We scored a lot of goals+Montour shut the door+they were shorthanded=mercy
Chris (Andrew)
Andrew (Chris)
Chris (Owen)
Andrew (Chris)
Owen (Andrew)
Game 4: LVC vs Meatheads (W 5-0)
You know the math.
Adrian (Chris)
Adrian (Chris)
Adrian (Owen)
Andrew (Adrian)
Adrian (Andrew)
Week 3: Game Reports
Game 5: LVC vs NHL ’94 (L 5-0)
We were really shorthanded+Owen is not a professional tender+Foyzee? Foyzee? Beuhler?=mercy
No Scoring
Game 6: LVC vs Pirates (L 3-2)
We actually played, probably, the best we have yet. Andrew was remarkable in net and team defense was, in my opinion, the most solid I’ve ever seen it in my BSHL years. Imagine what we could do with 4 men versus the Pirates.
Chris (unassisted)
Owen (Chris)
Week 4: Game Reports
Game 7: LVC vs Meatheads (W 3-1)
Smeh game. #9 was sidetracked, impressing the ladies.
Adrian (Chris)
Chris (Owen)
Chris (unassisted)
Game 8: LVC vs Reapers (W 2-1)
2 penalty shots, none of them goals. Ouch. Owen almost killed somebody.
Adrian (Chris)
Owen (Chris)
Week 5: Game Reports
Game 9: LVC vs Cobras (L 3-2 SO)
Really solid effort this week. #9 one-timed a sweet cross-crease dish from Puttock Sr. and Downs sniped gloveside with a rocket from about 20 feet out. LVC was held scoreless in the SO by rookie tender McKeag, and as a result, were downed in a shootout for only the second time in 10 tries. Not bad, there’s still one more meeting with the Cobras this year, word in Vegas is we’ll take it.
Chris (Andrew)
Matt (Unassisted)
SO:
Andrew – Miss
Chris – Miss
Matt – Miss
Updates Coming Tonight!
June 4, 2008
Hey Guys,
Finally got the game reports updated and they’ll be posted tonight, along with some new pics. The stats and standing, in the meantime, have been updated for your perusal. enjoy.
Weekly: May 5th – May 11th
May 6, 2008
Name: Katherine Heigl
Age: 29
Most Famous for: Grey’s Anatomy, Knocked Up
Katherine Heigl is a complete babe. The weekly had to be posted. The weekly is usually a babe. Through 2 degrees of transitivity, here she is. Dear Katherine… I hope you like winners, ’cause your boys are 2-0.
Chosen By: Chris
News: Week 1 Match-Ups
May 4, 2008
A few of the gentlemen from the BSHL met last night to take in the Dallas game and have a little round-table discussion about our sport. Included in the festivities was a sneak preview of the 2008 season schedule, so without much further adieu, here’s what our first week looks like:
Game 1: LVC vs. Lockport Gambino Ford
Game 2: LVC vs. Smoke Show
News: New Away Threads
May 3, 2008
Alternate jerseys are in.
Stu Barnes would be proud.
Lakeview Crew 