News and ‘09 roster to be posted in the upcoming weeks.

LVC took round one of the BSHL playoffs last Sunday, beating out a heart-filled Dick Wolf squad 5-0 & 3-0 in game 1 & 2 respectively. Hey Dick Wolf… we love you guys.

Round two sees a shortened LVC bench facing off against the Purple Cobras… a team seated 3rd in the Eastern conference during regular season play.

Here goes round 2…

The 08′ season closed out last Sunday with two strong LVC wins, solidifying second position in the East and leading into a first round match-up with the Lockport Gambino Fords. Below are complete first round listings:

East

[1] Smoke Show vs. [8] Lockport Gambino Ford

[2] Lakeview Crew vs. [7] Dick Wolf

[3] Purple Cobras vs. [6] Meatheads

[4] Burlington Schlitz vs. [5] Reapers

West

[1] District 5 vs. [8] Last Second Decision

[2] Pirates vs. [7] Flying Hellfish

[3] NHL ‘94 vs. [6] The Show

[4] Beast vs. [5] Cacti

Also of note: final regular season stats updated.

Good Luck Fellas!

p.s. Sorry Lockport, wrong matchup!

We regret to announce that LVC stud tender Matthew Montour has been assigned to the Canmore (Alberta) Chargers for a brief rehab assignment over the next month in hopes of shaking a nagging groin injury and furthering his production career. While this is terrible news for the remaining regular season, it gives closet gem Kenderic a shot between the pipes to prove his worth. Kenderic has looked good in early workout sessions; his reflexes being described as “cat-like” and and his focus “spoon-bending”. Montour aims to return back home to Hamilton, Ontario to rejoin the club in early August for the playoffs.

Week 6: Game Reports

Game 10: LVC vs Dick Wolf (W 3-0) (Played due to rescheduling)

Played in a horrible storm. Slow as heck, the wolves were shorthanded. Sleeper.

Andrew (Chris)

Adrian (Chris)

Andrew (Owen)

Game 11: LVC vs D5 (L 1-0 SO)

Good match, Montour stood on his head in regulation. Winable.

No Scoring

SO:

Chris – Miss

Matt – Miss

Andrew – Miss

Game 12: LVC vs The Show (W 2-1)

The Show were shorthanded, we weren’t, it was raining… another sleeper.

Matty (Chris)

Chris (Adrian)

Week 7: Game Reports

Game 13: LVC vs Cacti (W 2-0)

Fun game to play in. we seem to be finding our groove, passing and interceptions up 94%.

Andrew (Chris)

Chris (Matt)

Game 14: LVC vs Flying Hellfish (W 4-0)

Upped the passing game, upped the scoring game, 2 shutouts in a row for Monty. Alright.

Matt (unassisted)

Chris (Andrew)

Chris (Matt)

Matt (Chris)

Week 1: Game Reports

Game 1: LVC vs Lockport Gambino Ford (W 1-0 SO)

The BSHL season kicked off Sunday for the crew when they faced the expansion franchise Lockport Gambino Ford. After the ‘07 season’s hot start was interrupted by a mid-season lull (that led to a second-round exit from the playoffs), the crew were anxious to wash the foul stench of losing (and alcohol from the resultant lonely nights) off their breath and get a few quick W’s. With rookie Owen Puttock taking the blue-line behind Puttock Sr, Downs & Ozolins, and backed by second-year stud tender Matt Montour, the lineup was looking better than ever.

I originally wrote a horrible synopsis for the game, but since then, I’ve both hilighted and deleted the loaf of shit. This game was pretty goddamn slow. Not a lot happened. We might have had 5 or 6 shots on net, but, ultimately, this puppy went to a shootout and both Andrew & Matty took a potting trip into the goalie’s secret garden. Enough said.

SO:

Andrew – Goal

Chris – Miss

Matt – Goal

Game 2: LVC vs Smoke Show (W 2-1 SO)

Once again, pretty slow game in keeping theme with week 1. #9 managed to put Smoke Show tender Brownson on his backside and easily slip a goal in on the right side. Ellsworth, of the SS, potted an old-school backhand-forehand deke just under Montour’s glove late to bring this match to, you got it, a shootout. This time, Ozolins and Downs raped and pillaged Mayer Brownson’s Twine-city to take the Crew’s second shootout victory of the afternoon.

Chris Ozolins (unassisted)

SO:

Chris – Goal

Andrew – Miss

Matt – Goal

Week 2: Game Reports

Game 3: LVC vs Burlington Schlitz (W 5-0)

We scored a lot of goals+Montour shut the door+they were shorthanded=mercy

Chris (Andrew)

Andrew (Chris)

Chris (Owen)

Andrew (Chris)

Owen (Andrew)

Game 4: LVC vs Meatheads (W 5-0)

You know the math.

Adrian (Chris)

Adrian (Chris)

Adrian (Owen)

Andrew (Adrian)

Adrian (Andrew)

Week 3: Game Reports

Game 5: LVC vs NHL ‘94 (L 5-0)

We were really shorthanded+Owen is not a professional tender+Foyzee? Foyzee? Beuhler?=mercy

No Scoring

Game 6: LVC vs Pirates (L 3-2)

We actually played, probably, the best we have yet. Andrew was remarkable in net and team defense was, in my opinion, the most solid I’ve ever seen it in my BSHL years. Imagine what we could do with 4 men versus the Pirates.

Chris (unassisted)

Owen (Chris)

Week 4: Game Reports

Game 7: LVC vs Meatheads (W 3-1)

Smeh game. #9 was sidetracked, impressing the ladies.

Adrian (Chris)

Chris (Owen)

Chris (unassisted)

Game 8: LVC vs Reapers (W 2-1)

2 penalty shots, none of them goals. Ouch. Owen almost killed somebody.

Adrian (Chris)

Owen (Chris)

Week 5: Game Reports

Game 9: LVC vs Cobras (L 3-2 SO)

Really solid effort this week. #9 one-timed a sweet cross-crease dish from Puttock Sr. and Downs sniped gloveside with a rocket from about 20 feet out. LVC was held scoreless in the SO by rookie tender McKeag, and as a result, were downed in a shootout for only the second time in 10 tries. Not bad, there’s still one more meeting with the Cobras this year, word in Vegas is we’ll take it.

Chris (Andrew)

Matt (Unassisted)

SO:

Andrew – Miss

Chris – Miss

Matt – Miss

Hey Guys,

Finally got the game reports updated and they’ll be posted tonight, along with some new pics. The stats and standing, in the meantime, have been updated for your perusal. enjoy.

Name: Katherine Heigl

Age: 29

Most Famous for: Grey’s Anatomy, Knocked Up

Katherine Heigl is a complete babe. The weekly had to be posted. The weekly is usually a babe. Through 2 degrees of transitivity, here she is. Dear Katherine… I hope you like winners, ’cause your boys are 2-0.

Chosen By: Chris

A few of the gentlemen from the BSHL met last night to take in the Dallas game and have a little round-table discussion about our sport. Included in the festivities was a sneak preview of the 2008 season schedule, so without much further adieu, here’s what our first week looks like:

Game 1: LVC vs. Lockport Gambino Ford

Game 2: LVC vs. Smoke Show

Alternate jerseys are in.

Stu Barnes would be proud.